jakemalik:

*stoner voice*

i didn’t go to high school

( •_•)>⌐■-■

i went to school high

(⌐■_■)

(via thetowndrugdealer)

hashedtag:

mom: *puts best selfie of me on the fridge*

(via sexting-your-grandma)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

toto i have a feeling we’re not in rack city anymore

(via 666-slut)

i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window

(Source: s4bleye, via 666-slut)

hoekage:

somebody needs to fucking kiss me

(via 666-slut)

johnwatsonandjenniferjareau:

do you ever listen to broadway music and think

they just wrote a song about women killing their husbands

and its good

(via bitchingmusicals)

1950s lyrics: splishin and a-splashin, one time i was splishin and a-splashin. ooh, i was movin and a-groovin. yeah, i was splishin and a-splashin.
1960s lyrics: he hit me and it felt like a kiss. he hit me and i knew he loved me. if he didn't care for me, i could have never made him mad. but he hit me and i was glad.
1970s lyrics: my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling. my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling.
2012 lyrics: i'm pimpin where i'm winnin, thats just how i’m chillin. i'm smokin grits and sellin chickens, corvette painted lemons.
EVERY DECADE HAS BAD LYRICS NOW GET OVER YOURSELVES YOU INSUFFERABLE DOUCHEBAGS

fuckisonyobiscuit:

“please grab your homework on your way out of class”

(via yourneighborhoodsquare)